You fire up Twitter to show Dad that the democratisation of social media has led to an unbiased information stream of truth and justice, but it’s all just people retweeting the Daily Mail! And, worse still, most of them are liberals trying to make some sort of point by increasing hits on the website of the newspaper they claim to hate. Whack whack oops!
Your dad laughs in your face. You look ridiculous. Thoroughly defeated, you pick up your Owen Jones book and retire to bed while your father’s deep booms of sardonic laughter bounce around the house. It’s quarter past five in the afternoon.
CHRISTMAS IS RUINED.
Written by James Rose