Ooh. You thought that was a safe bet? A hate figure to unite the family in feelgood misanthropy? Katie Hopkins? Katie Hopkins who thinks that the country is ‘full’? Katie Hopkins who said “if you go into a school playground and shout ‘Mohammed’, you’ll probably get 100 children running towards you”, and then made a face?
Guess what, Dad’s a fan. Mum not so much. And look, you’ve sparked off an argument between them both. And Dad’s said something about her having nice legs, and Mum’s gone off to have a little cry into the Christmas pud.
YOU’VE RUINED CHRISTMAS.
Written by James Rose