Disaster! Your googling reveals that Dad’s quote was taken FROM an article by Owen Jones. Worse still, he himself was quoting that nice Paul Mason. He’s got a Northern accent and says things in a sarcastic voice on Channel Four News – surely these people are supposed to be on your side, not Farage’s? The EU is vaguely sort of a good thing or something, isn’t it?
You can’t keep staring at your phone forever, time’s ticking and Dad wants an answer. You fire up twitter. Quick, do a search for the last thing a vaguely lefty celebrity said about UKIP.
Do you search for a UKIP based tweet from: