Honesty

Oh dear. Oh no. Being honest and reasonable is the very last thing you want to be in a drunken argument about politics. You may as well stick your old chap on the cheese board and announce yourself as an alternative to dessert. You might be being honest, but to everybody else it sounds like you’ve crumbled. Crumbled like an eroding section of coast line. An eroding section of coast line that your father will never concede is down to climate change caused by human activity.

You’re a spineless fart. Go to bed.

YOU’RE TOO WET FOR CHRISTMAS.

Written by James Rose

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