You spineless shit. Is that all it takes to capitulate and forget your morals completely? Do you know who you are? Do you? You’re Neville Chamberlain. You’re Neville Chamberlain flapping about a piece of paper like a total arse.
Appeasement won’t quieten things down at this stage. Of course Dad warms to the theme unchallenged, and you spend the rest of the evening listening to him bore on about EU quotas, immigration and wind farms.
YOU’RE NEVILLE CHAMBERLAIN.
YOU’VE RUINED CHRISTMAS.
Written by James Rose