You scan Twitter for an example of the Father Ted writer and self-appointed cyber-moralist’s unique take on Farage’s insidious mischief-makers.
Of course! Isn’t there some Irish blood in the family or something? Are your WHOLE FAMILY not immigrants?
“Ah, but Dad, but what about our exotic family history? Are we not immigrants ourselves?” you say, triumphantly.
“If you’re talking about mad cousin Ivan, he emigrated to the Isle of Man in embarrassment after he drank too much pear cider and exposed himself to the congregation at St. Margaret’s. That doesn’t make us immigrants, and I certainly don’t see what that has to do with expansionary fiscal policy”, he replies.
YOU’VE BROUGHT UP MAD COUSIN IVAN.
WHICH YOU’VE RUINED.
Written by James Rose